I’ve got one thing that I can’t use for five fingers ever again. No more “never have I ever fired a gun.” Because now, not only have a fired a pistol, I’ve fired a submachine gun! Specifically a Glock and a MP5. And the guys working behind the counter claim that I’m the best shot with the submachine they’ve ever seen. One of them may just have been flirting with me. But I was definitely damn good. First magazine out of the machine gun went straight through the bullseye. It was the most badass I’ve felt in my entire life. Sad sad though that my friend didn’t tell me the target wasn’t hanging straight in this picture.